Population | 6.857 billion |
Leader | Noah |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 44 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Noah with an even hand, and remarkable for its closed borders, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 6.857 billion Second Best Puppet 44ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 44ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,222 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 178,238 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
You don't need a smoking gun to arrest someone for promoting guns, the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means, citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing, and military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 44's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Second Best Puppet 44 is ranked 280,199th in the world and 2,108th in Two for Highest Food Quality, scoring 5.75 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Second Best Puppet 44 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes, Most Advanced Public Education, Largest Black Market, and Highest Average Incomes and the Top 10% for Highest Economic Output.
- : Second Best Puppet 44 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 44, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 44, citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 44, the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means.
- : Second Best Puppet 44 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 44, you don't need a smoking gun to arrest someone for promoting guns.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 44, the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 44, military spending recently hit a new high.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 44, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.