Population | 6.875 billion |
Leader | Noah |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 35 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Noah with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, parental licensing program, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.875 billion Second Best Puppet 35ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 35ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,097 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 159,575 cards, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.
Exports of live cows arrive pre-roasted, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', and a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 35's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Second Best Puppet 35 is ranked 11,027th in the world and 456th in Two for Most Corrupt Governments, with 146.63 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Second Best Puppet 35 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : Second Best Puppet 35 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market and Highest Wealthy Incomes and the Top 10% for Highest Average Incomes, Highest Economic Output, and Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Second Best Puppet 35 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 35, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 35, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 35, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 35, exports of live cows arrive pre-roasted.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 35, many are asking why the latest naval vessel is named after Saint Bartholomeus the Many Handed.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 35, adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 35, bizarre-looking creatures called 'legendarydogs' dominate wildlife preserves.