The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 192 is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Noah with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.697 billion Second Best Puppet 192ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 192ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,074 trillion cards a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 160,414 cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations, the government loves seeing the little people fight, and animated characters are allowed to stab each other but not hold hands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 192's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Second Best Puppet 192 is ranked 95,478^th in the world and 130^th in Two for Safest, scoring 84.62 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.