The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 110 is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Noah with an even hand, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.648 billion Second Best Puppet 110ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 110ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,280 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 192,683 cards, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

After every storm there's an expensive government-funded rainbow, they say that Second Best Puppet 110ians made a dessert and called it peace, bruised children are made to thank their bullies for the valuable life lessons, and foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Second Best Puppet 110 will pay them to stop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 110's national animal is the legendary, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Second Best Puppet 110 is ranked 10,230^th in the world and 179^th in Two for Lowest Crime Rates, with 100.64 law-abiding acts per hour.