The Heinic Duumvirate of Seclya is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Ruven and Issarel Rothilion-Ermys with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.012 billion Seclyaics have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Syva Aethel. The average income tax rate is 37.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Seclyaic economy, worth 649 trillion Upras a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 129,559 Upras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Leisure is a crime in ski towns, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and a tax exemption has created a new hunger for octogenarian millionaires dating women 60 years their younger. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seclya's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cailuism.

Seclya is ranked 22,516^th in the world and 12^th in Gholgoth for Most Cultured, scoring 85 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.