The Free Land of ScotlandSerenity is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its unlimited-speed roads, complete lack of prisons, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 17.864 billion ScotlandSerenityians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ScotlandSerenity City. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient ScotlandSerenityian economy, worth a remarkable 2,918 trillion Funs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 163,382 Funs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, the official ScotlandSerenityian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, future leaders of ScotlandSerenity regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, and foreign leaders are advising that Leader's letters must have gotten lost in the mail. Crime is totally unknown. ScotlandSerenity's national animal is the Iriomote Wild Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

ScotlandSerenity is ranked 2,685^th in the world and 3^rd in Krillin for Highest Food Quality, scoring 256.41 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.