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Schala

Population16.89 billion

CapitalRoyal Slave Dungeon
LeaderPrincess
FaithObedience

CurrencyWhip
Animalsparkle pony

The Disputed Territories of Schala is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Princess with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 16.89 billion Schalans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Royal Slave Dungeon. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Enslaved economy, worth a remarkable 6,124 trillion Whips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an amazing 362,605 Whips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, Schala successfully hosted the The Slave Guilds Olympics, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned, and all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schala's national animal is the sparkle pony, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Obedience.

Schala is ranked 254,703rd in the world and 6th in The Slave Guilds for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -20.86 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Stationary: 4,285thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,248thMost Influential: 9,395thTop
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Largest Populations: 14,952ndMost Authoritarian: 16,343rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Schala, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number.
  • : Following new legislation in Schala, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Schala, Schala successfully hosted the The Slave Guilds Olympics.
  • : Following new legislation in Schala, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment.
  • : Following new legislation in Schala, customs officers pretend not to hear shouts of "HELP LET ME OUT!" emerging from diplomatic bags.
  • : Following new legislation in Schala, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion.
  • : Following new legislation in Schala, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
  • : Following new legislation in Schala, organ donation is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Schala, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Schala, citizens are required to report any and all incidents of prayer to their local Religious Affairs Officer.

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