The Disputed Territories of Schala is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Princess with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, free-roaming dinosaurs, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 23.66 billion Schalans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Royal Slave Dungeon. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Enslaved economy, worth a remarkable 9,922 trillion Whips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an amazing 419,398 Whips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

It's considered bigoted to assume that a violent psychopath might be dangerous, museums offer moralization or your money back, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act, and women who are caught shoplifting are sent home to their fathers with a patronising pat on the bottom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schala's national animal is the sparkle pony, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Obedience.

Schala is ranked 5^th in the world and 1^st in The Slave Guilds for Most Pacifist, with 594.93 cheeks turned per day.