The Rogue Nation of Savaborg is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its parental licensing program, infamous sell-swords, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.926 billion Savaborgians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Savaborgia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Savaborgian economy, worth 860 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 174,612 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,206,776 per year while the poor average 8,918, a ratio of 135 to 1.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing, putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument, and jaywalking is punishable by public flogging. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Savaborg's national animal is the squirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Savaborg is ranked 320,941^st in the world and 8^th in League Of Allied Powers for Safest, scoring 6.14 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.