The Brigade of Sassari is a titanic, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning horse population. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 20.765 billion Sassaresi have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sassari. The average income tax rate is 17.6%.

The Sassarese economy, worth 960 trillion lires a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. Average income is 46,278 lires, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed, Sassari has designated Sassari as its capital city, Leader has just been declared ruler of Sassari in an international press conference, and Roman Catholicism has been named as Sassari's national religion. Crime is moderate. Sassari's national animal is the horse and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Sassari is ranked 251,589^th in the world and 108^th in Department Store for Nicest Citizens, with 8.98 average smiles per day.