The Riparian Democracy of Saspian is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Xhãnchamãn Atìl Koiôt Ketzáltletlkákalôt with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, rampant corporate plagiarism, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 23.841 billion Saspianese hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chuktoúre. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Saspianese economy, worth a remarkable 3,996 trillion écus a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 167,625 écus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Finders keepers is the law of the land, the transition from trojan horses to regular old horses is on track, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, and cars are banned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saspian's national animal is the coyote, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Stoicism.

Saspian is ranked 1,868^th in the world and 1^st in Universal Dream Network for Most Developed, scoring 98.05 on the Human Development Index.