The Teyrnir of Sarnor is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Teyrn Innos vos Stassoyor with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 15.377 billion Sarnorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyth. The average income tax rate is 17.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Sarnorian economy, worth 862 trillion kamas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 56,065 kamas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Cowboys often wear wolfskin jackets to the saloon, government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience, forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left, and there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sarnor's national animal is the cockatrice, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Maumiqism.

Sarnor is ranked 78,172^nd in the world and 5^th in Sarnor for Safest, scoring 92.32 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.