
| Population | 11.136 billion |
| Capital | Los Santos |
| Leader | President Eboni Winfrey |
| Faith | Secularism |
| Currency | NexCred |
| Animal | Grizzly Bear |
The Democratic Republic of Santamonia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by President Eboni Winfrey with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate population of 11.136 billion Santamonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los Santos. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Santamonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,702 trillion NexCreds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 152,852 NexCreds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Finders keepers is the law of the land, diplomats miss flights while wandering Los Santos Airport's endless art maze, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, and all facts are created equal. Crime is totally unknown. Santamonia's national animal is the Grizzly Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.
Santamonia is ranked 5,870th in the world and 3rd in Aceon for Most Developed, scoring 93.71 on the Human Development Index.
National Happenings
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Santamonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies and the Top 10% for Most Cheerful Citizens.
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Santamonia, all facts are created equal.
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Santamonia, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office.
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Santamonia, diplomats miss flights while wandering Los Santos Airport's endless art maze.
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Santamonia, finders keepers is the law of the land.
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Santamonia, public buses smell like litter boxes.
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Santamonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality and Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
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Santamonia, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi.
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Santamonia, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case.
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Santamonia, skiers are iced.






































































