The Grand Duchy of Sangrucia is a small, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-working, devout population of 23 million Sangrucins are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Welfare, Education, and Defense are also considered important, while Industry and Environment are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.4%.

The strong Sangrucian economy, worth 1.31 trillion Fidzeus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 57,011 Fidzeus, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", when shaking hands with foreign leaders Leader wears an armoured gauntlet, and Harry Potter books are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Sangrucia's national animal is the Ichthys, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Sangrucia is ranked 109,091^st in the world and 2^nd in Arekliu for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,523.3 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.