The Theocracy of Sanctus Regnum is a small, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 20 million Sanctus Regnumians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Spirituality, with Welfare, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Industry receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 25.2%.

The Sanctus Regnumian economy, worth 1.05 trillion Gulers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 52,634 Gulers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned, elections have been outlawed, a dictator has seized power and outlawed elections, and euthanasia is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sanctus Regnum's national animal is the Dove, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Sanctus Regnum is ranked 265,896^th in the world and 6^th in Lasagna for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring zero on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.