The Principality of San Aegean is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.374 billion San Aegeanians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.6%.

The powerhouse San Aegeanian economy, worth 113 trillion simoleons a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 82,839 simoleons, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 476,111 per year while the poor average 6,923, a ratio of 68.8 to 1.

Raccoons are plump and satiated, foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with Leader, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, and the overhead luggage compartment is often full. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. San Aegean's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

San Aegean is ranked 277,352^nd in the world and 43^rd in Organization of Mediterranean States for Highest Poor Incomes, with 6,923.87 Standard Monetary Units.