The Community of Sammy Baloji is a very large, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 290 million Sammy Balojians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 44.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Sammy Balojian economy, worth 11.9 trillion forms a year, is quite specialized and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,952 forms, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

War vets look after war animals, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size, and Sammy Baloji is sometimes referred to as the global janitor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sammy Baloji's national animal is the okapi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sammy Baloji is ranked 63,403^rd in the world and 2^nd in The Northern Cheek for Fattest Citizens, with 12.82 Obesity Rate.