The Confederacy of Samgreat2 is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Saam with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate population of 7.57 billion Samgreatians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Samtown. The average income tax rate is 4.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Samgreatian economy, worth a remarkable 2,457 trillion Bitgolds a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 324,574 Bitgolds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, Goldilocks has found a lucrative career as a zoning consultant, and talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction. Crime is totally unknown. Samgreat2's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Samgreat2 is ranked 19,453^rd in the world and 80^th in Starlight for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,272.43 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.