The Cavalier Ensign of Sama Tui is a mammoth, cultured nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 6.157 billion Sama Tuians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 37.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Sama Tuian economy, worth 290 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 47,162 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign governments' extravagances, and constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths. Crime is totally unknown. Sama Tui's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sama Tui is ranked 52,876^th in the world and 6^th in Astoria for Most Cultured, scoring 71 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.