The Exotic Republic of Salisbury-Southern Rhodesia is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by The Right Honourable Ian Smith with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 913 million Rhodesians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salisbury. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.6%.

The very strong Rhodesian economy, worth 72.2 trillion Rhodesian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 79,107 Rhodesian Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government thinks Rhodesians can achieve social cohesion by drinking soda together, saying the word 'eggplant' is now a criminal offense, Lady Justice has swapped her blindfold for steel-capped boots, and The Right Honourable Ian Smith has just been declared ruler of Salisbury-Southern Rhodesia in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Salisbury-Southern Rhodesia's national animal is the Sable Antelope, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Salisbury-Southern Rhodesia is ranked 15,469^th in the world and 17^th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,542.02 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.