The Protection of Saint Michael The Archangel is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Saint Michael with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The devout population of 31.429 billion Saint Michael The Archangelians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vatican City. The average income tax rate is 49.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but underdeveloped Saint Michael The Archangelian economy, worth a remarkable 1,080 trillion Lions a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,390 Lions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines, cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs, and diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Michael The Archangel's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Saint Michael The Archangel is ranked 243,593^rd in the world and 73^rd in Catholic for Most Cultured, scoring 63 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.