The Queen's State of Saint Douglas is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 33.981 billion Saint Douglasians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 21.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Saint Douglasian economy, worth 920 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 27,077 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, voting is voluntary, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, and extreme political groups are outlawed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Douglas's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Saint Douglas is ranked 94,303^rd in the world and 15^th in State for Nicest Citizens, with 14.64 average smiles per day.