The Republic of Saint Barks-Webados is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Artur-Jose Doroshenko with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, parental licensing program, and digital currency. The compassionate, devout population of 1.882 billion Saint Barks-Webadosians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 65.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Saint Barks-Webadosian economy, worth 221 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,826 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Students abandon classrooms for online education, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, and small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Barks-Webados's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodoxy.

Saint Barks-Webados is ranked 165,569^th in the world and 19^th in St Abbaddon for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 260.68 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.