
| Population | 1.722 billion |
| Capital | New Karevsk |
| Leader | Sovereign Regent Nikolai Mikhailov |
| Currency | ruble |
| Animal | horse |
The Socialist Federation of Saint Aurel is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sovereign Regent Nikolai Mikhailov with an even hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 1.722 billion Saint Aurelians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Karevsk. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Saint Aurelian economy, worth 207 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 120,699 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, standard-issue infantry rifles now have carnations instead of bayonets, the Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition, and programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Aurel's national animal is the horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Saint Aurel is ranked 8,851st in the world and 1st in The Mediterranean Region for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 91.11 Effective Tax Rate.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Saint Aurel, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours.
- : Following new legislation in
Saint Aurel, the Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition.
- : Following new legislation in
Saint Aurel, standard-issue infantry rifles now have carnations instead of bayonets.
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Saint Aurel was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
- : Following new legislation in
Saint Aurel, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
- : Following new legislation in
Saint Aurel, selling advanced CPUs to anti-Saint Aurelian terrorists is no chip on the government's shoulders.
- : Following new legislation in
Saint Aurel, Saint Aurelian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation.
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Saint Aurel, companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave.
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Saint Aurel, Sovereign Regent Nikolai Mikhailov claims to be the epitome of family values.
- : Following new legislation in
Saint Aurel, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants.





































