The Isles of Saifiri is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, lack of airports, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.559 billion Saifirians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sun Fort. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Saifirian economy, worth 307 trillion Warks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 120,268 Warks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The only movement outdoors is of ramen-delivery drones, anti-vacs campaigners claim the government is inserting weird devices into their bodies, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, and doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saifiri's national animal is the Hare, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Saifiri is ranked 188,014^th in the world and 1^st in Yet Another Bag of Puppets for Largest Populations, with 2.56 billion capita.