Population | 15.393 billion |
Capital | Mr Roger's Neighbourhood |
Leader | a Neighbourly Scientist |
Faith | sorry for the inconvenience |
Currency | kind words |
Animal | friendly critters Bob Ross adopted |
The Oil Painted Joy of Saganye is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by a Neighbourly Scientist with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 15.393 billion Saganyehilists are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mr Roger's Neighbourhood. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Saganyehilist economy, worth a remarkable 6,340 trillion kind words a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 411,925 kind words, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, and 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saganye's national animal is the friendly critters Bob Ross adopted, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is sorry for the inconvenience.
Saganye is ranked 78th in the world and 1st in Mr Rogers Neighbourhood of Socialists for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 46,345.26 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Saganye, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past.
- : Following new legislation in Saganye, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of.
- : Following new legislation in Saganye, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports.
- : Following new legislation in Saganye, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".
- : Following new legislation in Saganye, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.
- : Following new legislation in Saganye, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside.
- : Following new legislation in Saganye, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
- : Following new legislation in Saganye, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass.
- : Saganye was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments, Most Scientifically Advanced, Highest Average Incomes, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, and Highest Economic Output.
- : Following new legislation in Saganye, ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.