The Oil Painted Joy of Saganye is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by a Neighbourly Scientist with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 15.327 billion Saganyehilists are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mr Roger's Neighbourhood. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Saganyehilist economy, worth a remarkable 6,300 trillion kind words a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 411,072 kind words, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade, and giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why a Neighbourly Scientist is a silly poophead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saganye's national animal is the friendly critters Bob Ross adopted, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is sorry for the inconvenience.

Saganye is ranked 101^st in the world and 1^st in Mr Rogers Neighbourhood of Socialists for Lowest Crime Rates, with 285.08 law-abiding acts per hour.