The Metallic Canidae of Sacred Toast is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its avant-garde cinema, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.989 billion Toastians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hong Kong. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Sacred Toastian economy, worth a remarkable 1,515 trillion Foxes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 137,884 Foxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, surrogate mothers are encouraged to refer to their wombs as 'rental space', and citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sacred Toast's national animal is the Huli Jing, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sacred Toast is ranked 10,904^th in the world and 646^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 99.46 law-abiding acts per hour.