The ⋆★♚★⋆ Nickname Lover ⋆★♚★⋆ of Rylland is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Frederick XIII with a fair hand, and notable for its digital currency, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 756 million Ryllanders are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osmarch. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Ryllandic economy, worth 91.7 trillion Heiliger Schwan Marks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 121,267 Heiliger Schwan Marks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 783,085 per year while the poor average 7,561, a ratio of 103 to 1.

The latest superhero movie features a caped Giant Antler Deer with adamantium claws, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, the Federal Council of Rylland has been announced as the new Head of State, and the "daily grind" consists of levelling up in tedious video games. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rylland's national animal is the Giant Antler Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rylland is ranked 44,068^th in the world and 81^st in Roses Without Thorns for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 56,267.91 Standard Monetary Units.