The Republic of RXKNephew is a massive, genial nation, notable for its public floggings, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.675 billion RXKNephewians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 48.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong RXKNephewian economy, worth 111 trillion francs a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,352 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, almost all products in RXKNephew are hand-crafted due to strict employment laws, the news is showing footage of Leader bullying an old man to the point of tears, and the government seizes all major gold finds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RXKNephew's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

RXKNephew is ranked 20,276^th in the world and 1^st in DatPiff for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 54.5 on the Kitten Softness Rating.