The Green Rust of Rustbodia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Iron Man with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate population of 26.823 billion Rustbodians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ironia. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Rustbodian economy, worth a remarkable 2,181 trillion iron pieces a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,317 iron pieces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, they say that Rustbodians made a dessert and called it peace, Iron Man reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, and military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rustbodia's national animal is the cheetah.

Rustbodia is ranked 7,208^th in the world and 2^nd in Key Results Union for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 5,407.75 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.