The Federation of Russiani is a titanic, orderly nation, notable for its state-planned economy and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 13.399 billion Russianians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 39.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Russianian economy, worth 119 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 8,920 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Russiani's national animal is the crocodile.

Russiani is ranked 72,293^rd in the world and 4^th in Soviet Union for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,846.11 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.