The Republic of Runantopia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.952 billion Runantopians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The strong Runantopian economy, worth 329 trillion deniers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is 36,791 deniers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 237,126 per year while the poor average 2,306, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Runantopia has designated Runantopia City as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Runantopia's national animal is the horse, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Runantopia is ranked 153,435^th in the world and 19^th in Arctic for Most Primitive, scoring -56.12 on the Scary Big Number Scale.