The Kingdom of Rumanian States is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Iuliana Cosovei with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.359 billion Rumanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bucuresti. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rumanian Statesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,477 trillion Lei a year, is highly specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,879 Lei, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's beloved 'good-natured doormat' is inundated by begging letters, the tightness of border controls in Rumanian States leave a little to be desired, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass, and any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rumanian States's national animal is the Carpathian Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Rumanian States is ranked 11,892^nd in the world and 15^th in The Hole To Hide In for Safest, scoring 119.13 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.