The Republic of RSCA29 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its smutty television, infamous sell-swords, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.974 billion RSCA29ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 63.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient RSCA29ian economy, worth 813 trillion cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 90,661 cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every workday begins with group therapy, kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named", power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RSCA29's national animal is the stonks, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

RSCA29 is ranked 59,900^th in the world and 363^rd in racoda for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.81 law-abiding acts per hour.