The Holy Gold Christmas of Rrnyj is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, lack of airports, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.783 billion Rrnyjts enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 81.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Rrnyjn economy, worth 137 trillion gold bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. Average income is 49,362 gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, and snooze factory is now prison lingo for rehabilitation center. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rrnyj's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rrnyj is ranked 5,629^th in the world and 15^th in Aessui for Safest, scoring 127.01 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.