The Blessed Magocracy of Rozenthal is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, infamous sell-swords, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.898 billion Rozenthalians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 49.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rozenthalian economy, worth 555 trillion Rozenthal Lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,323 Rozenthal Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, and homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rozenthal's national animal is the White Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Rozenthal is ranked 61,194^th in the world and 2^nd in Cinder Fall for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 17,310.99 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.