The Dictatorship of Roxanda is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Rosie with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.449 billion Rosandans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Roxandan economy, worth 158 trillion Iwoners a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 109,230 Iwoners, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Faking deafness is the only way to guarantee a holiday in the nation, artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, and constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roxanda's national animal is the Red Alligator, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Athiesm but in a yuri way.

Roxanda is ranked 58,497^th in the world and 3,056^th in Balder for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,725.55 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.