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Most Primitive: 6,720thMost Ignorant Citizens: 18,615thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,159th
The Allied States of
Authoritarian Democracy Slightly Oppressive But A Little Discipline Never Hurt Anyone State
Meow Meow
Influence
Eminence Grise
Governor / Second in command
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Rotov

Population629 million

CapitalMeowville

CurrencyCatnip
AnimalCat

The Allied States of Rotov is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, devout population of 629 million Rotovians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Environment, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Meowville. The average income tax rate is 26.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Rotovian economy, worth 31.7 trillion Catnips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 50,407 Catnips, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction, Cat sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites, it's a miracle that there aren't more plane crashes, and children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rotov's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rotov is ranked 55,187th in the world and 2nd in Norwegian forest cats street cats friend for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,011.2 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Primitive: 6,720thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 18,615thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,159thMost Devout: 23,676th
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Rotov, children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines.
  • : Following new legislation in Rotov, it's a miracle that there aren't more plane crashes.
  • : Following new legislation in Rotov, Cat sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites.
  • : Following new legislation in Rotov, talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction.
  • : Following new legislation in Rotov, the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands.
  • : Rotov lodged a message on the Infinite Crafts Regional Message Board.
  • : Rotov's influence in Norwegian forest cats street cats friend rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Rotov was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : Following new legislation in Rotov, grannies with arthritic hands work miserably on factory production lines.
  • : Following new legislation in Rotov, baseball caps are the new fashion trend.

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