The Republic of Rotisi is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Ujunwa Obinna with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, rampant corporate plagiarism, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, devout population of 13.826 billion Rotisians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rotisi City. The average income tax rate is 83.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Rotisian economy, worth 972 trillion Sliding Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Basket Weaving. Average income is 70,278 Sliding Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The fattest folk in Rotisi look to be the happiest ones, Rotisians have replaced bears in a popular idiom, an endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc, and nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rotisi's national animal is the Rotisian waterfowl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rotisi is ranked 79,524^th in the world and 1^st in The Slide Countries National Assembly for Most Developed, scoring 67.56 on the Human Development Index.