The Republic of Roste Dostal is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.379 billion Roste Dostalians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The strong Roste Dostalian economy, worth 138 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 41,045 bitcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 264,541 per year while the poor average 2,573, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Roste Dostal's national animal is the squirrel, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Roste Dostal is ranked 188,573^rd in the world and 1^st in Archaine for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.