The Incredibly shiny oh my GOD what the HECK why is it SO SHINY HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP of Rosartemis is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.905 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry and Spirituality are also considered important, while Education and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of . Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.6%.

The frighteningly efficient economy, worth 411 trillion s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 215,880 s, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,958,984 per year while the poor average 2,765, a ratio of 708 to 1.

The government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health, can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine, the nation's new currency features full-length portraits of in ermine and velvet garb, and vacationing expect to be treated as royalty. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Rosartemis's national animal is the , which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is .

Rosartemis is ranked 303,559^th in the world and 6,640^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 2.58 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.