Population | 964 million |
Capital | ₜₕₑ Bᵣᵢdgₑ |
Leader | ʏƚi|ɒƚoT ɔimꙅoƆ |
Currency | Gₐₗₐcₜᵢₜₑ |
Animal | ₙₑbᵤₗₐₑ |
The ᵢₙfᵢₙᵢₜₑ ₕyₚₑᵣdₑₐₜₕ of Rosartemis is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by ʏƚi|ɒƚoT ɔimꙅoƆ with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 964 million G̵̦̿̏̋̆͋a̷̺̤͙̾̚͠ are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Education and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ₜₕₑ Bᵣᵢdgₑ. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.8%.
The frighteningly efficient ã̴̜͕̦̩̝̓͋͋͂͝͠l̷͚̭͛̉̆̐̔̒̋̈́͘̚a̷̺̤͙̾̚͠ economy, worth 169 trillion Gₐₗₐcₜᵢₜₑs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 176,035 Gₐₗₐcₜᵢₜₑs, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 955,904 per year while the poor average 16,698, a ratio of 57.2 to 1.
Royal mothers accustomed to baby-talk assure the troops "we gweatly wespect your service; yes, we do", Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the ã̴̜͕̦̩̝̓͋͋͂͝͠l̷͚̭͛̉̆̐̔̒̋̈́͘̚a̷̺̤͙̾̚͠ military unleashed its biological weapons, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli, and bilingual G̵̦̿̏̋̆͋a̷̺̤͙̾̚͠ are viewed with suspicion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Rosartemis's national animal is the ₙₑbᵤₗₐₑ, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Rosartemis is ranked 290,139th in the world and 17th in Warzone Europe for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -7.75 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Rosartemis, bilingual G̵̦̿̏̋̆͋a̷̺̤͙̾̚͠ are viewed with suspicion.
- : Rosartemis agreed to construct embassies between Rosartemis and Warzone Europe.
- : Rosartemis proposed constructing embassies between Warzone Europe and Rosartemis.
- : Following new legislation in Rosartemis, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli.
- : Following new legislation in Rosartemis, Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the ã̴̜͕̦̩̝̓͋͋͂͝͠l̷͚̭͛̉̆̐̔̒̋̈́͘̚a̷̺̤͙̾̚͠ military unleashed its biological weapons.
- : Following new legislation in Rosartemis, royal mothers accustomed to baby-talk assure the troops "we gweatly wespect your service; yes, we do".
- : Following new legislation in Rosartemis, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism.
- : Rosartemis updated the World Factbook entry in Warzone Europe.
- : Rosartemis added the tag "Invader" to Warzone Europe.
- : Rosartemis proposed constructing embassies between Warzone Europe and Astra.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.