The Commonwealth of Rosala is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 882 million Rosalans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 41.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Rosalan economy, worth 42.3 trillion bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,921 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse, military barracks resemble five-star hotels, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country, and fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rosala's national animal is the Rosa, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Rosala is ranked 91,399^th in the world and 4^th in The New Republic of the Philippines for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,243.75 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.