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Largest Welfare Programs: 3,254thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,465thSafest: 5,186th
The Glorious Nation of
Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies
Laboris, Voro, Ingemino
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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RoosterTeeth

Population21.896 billion

CapitalBlood Gulch Canyon
LeaderPresident WBD

CurrencyFIRST membership
AnimalGrif

The Glorious Nation of RoosterTeeth is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President WBD with a fair hand, and remarkable for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 21.896 billion RTers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blood Gulch Canyon. The average income tax rate is 94.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient RTer economy, worth a remarkable 2,788 trillion FIRST memberships a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,364 FIRST memberships, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, up to 40% of voters can finally read the issues they're deciding on, the atmosphere in RTer boardrooms is turning more gay, and students abandon classrooms for online education. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RoosterTeeth's national animal is the Grif, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

RoosterTeeth is ranked 7,929th in the world and 381st in Balder for Most Cultured, scoring 132 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 3,254thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,465thSafest: 5,186thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,345thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,052ndMost Rebellious Youth: 6,276thMost Pacifist: 6,369thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,448thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,844thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,303rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,577thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,861stMost Cultured: 7,929thHighest Economic Output: 7,967thNicest Citizens: 8,006thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,318thSmartest Citizens: 8,413thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,629thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,010thMost Developed: 9,240thLargest Governments: 9,764thBest Weather: 10,387thLowest Crime Rates: 10,610thHealthiest Citizens: 10,759thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,292ndHighest Food Quality: 11,890thLargest Populations: 13,268thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 18,219thMost Inclusive: 19,680thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,802ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,255thMost Cheerful Citizens: 23,542ndMost Subsidized Industry: 26,185th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 140th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 244th in the regionSafest: 253rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 300th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 317th in the regionMost Pacifist: 325th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 344th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 351st in the regionLargest Populations: 364th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 368th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 375th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 378th in the regionMost Cultured: 381st in the regionNicest Citizens: 387th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 412th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 418th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 421st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 428th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 430th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 451st in the regionMost Developed: 453rd in the regionLargest Governments: 504th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 544th in the regionBest Weather: 548th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 565th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 613th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 628th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 717th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 960th in the regionMost Politically Free: 965th in the regionMost Influential: 972nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 1,105th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1,106th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,109th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,139th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,198th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : RoosterTeeth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : RoosterTeeth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : RoosterTeeth was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : RoosterTeeth was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : RoosterTeeth was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : RoosterTeeth created a custom banner.
  • : RoosterTeeth was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : RoosterTeeth was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs and the Top 5% for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : RoosterTeeth's influence in Balder rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : RoosterTeeth's influence in Balder fell from "Sprat" to "Minnow".

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