The Glorious Nation of RoosterTeeth is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President WBD with a fair hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 22.156 billion RTers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blood Gulch Canyon. The average income tax rate is 94.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient RTer economy, worth a remarkable 2,821 trillion FIRST memberships a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,364 FIRST memberships, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, up to 40% of voters can finally read the issues they're deciding on, the atmosphere in RTer boardrooms is turning more gay, and students abandon classrooms for online education. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RoosterTeeth's national animal is the Grif, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

RoosterTeeth is ranked 11,912^th in the world and 650^th in Balder for Highest Food Quality, scoring 149.48 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.