The Holy Empire of Rommanda is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Archduke Und Blaster Master Reivaj III with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, anti-smoking policies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.023 billion Rommandans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperial Greater Parusia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Rommandan economy, worth an astonishing 18,348 trillion Caguamas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 705,092 Caguamas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rommanda isn't what it used to be, the fate of the world literally rests on Archduke Und Blaster Master Reivaj III's fingers, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Rommandan Liberator", and escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Rommanda's national animal is the Mazacuata, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Los consejos de Caguaman.

Rommanda is ranked 857^th in the world and 25^th in Lazarus for Most Beautiful Environments, with 5,463.4 pounds of wildlife per square mile.