The Backstage Pass of Rollrockia is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Elvis with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, fear of technology, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 19.702 billion Rollrockians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 60.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Rollrockian economy, worth a remarkable 1,801 trillion tunes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. Average income is 91,438 tunes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Government-sanctioned speed mating is rife with Party-sanctioned abuse of power, candidates for public office painstakingly research their family trees to ensure their eligibility, the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, and Max Barry is this year's Miss Rollrockia. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rollrockia's national animal is the triggerfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Rollrockia is ranked 19,882^nd in the world and 6^th in Redundant Realm of Redundancy for Largest Populations, with 19.7 billion capita.