The People's Councils of Rodesii is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Malenkov with an even hand, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 7.053 billion Rodesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leningrad. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rodesiian economy, worth a remarkable 1,170 trillion Sorsoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 165,908 Sorsoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hamster is one of the most popular forenames in Rodesii, resident physicians are said to have a silver scalpel in their hands, residents are readily ratting out rats in restaurants, and children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rodesii's national animal is the Hamster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Rodesii is ranked 19,259^th in the world and 1,029^th in Balder for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 54.82 on the Kitten Softness Rating.