The Republic of Rocketfuel61 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.669 billion Rocketfuel61ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 61.7%.

The thriving Rocketfuel61ian economy, worth 376 trillion Rocketfuels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 80,531 Rocketfuels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, and modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rocketfuel61's national animal is the Rocketfuel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rocketfuel61 is ranked 246,080^th in the world and 1^st in The Clockworks for Safest, scoring 32.55 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.