The Republic of Rocketfuel39 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 4.866 billion Rocketfuel39ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.6%.

The powerhouse Rocketfuel39ian economy, worth 449 trillion Rocketfuels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,296 Rocketfuels, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers, it's a jungle out there, politicians have tenure, and bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rocketfuel39's national animal is the Rocketfuel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rocketfuel39 is ranked 289,553^rd in the world and 9^th in Mica for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 24.29 on the Bus Surprisal Index.