The Kraut Killing Nation of Rocket Saws is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Kraut with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 40.266 billion Sawsisns are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chainsaw City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Rocket Sawsian economy, worth a remarkable 9,776 trillion ripping chains a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 242,788 ripping chains, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,245,904 per year while the poor average 2,544, a ratio of 882 to 1.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear", and Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Rocket Saws's national animal is the lumberjack, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Rocket Saws is ranked 1,978^th in the world and 7^th in Gatesville Inc for Largest Populations, with 40.3 billion capita.