The Republic of Rocilia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Ciulifer the First with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 4.863 billion Rocilians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elysium. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rocilian economy, worth 778 trillion Rocilian pounds a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 160,133 Rocilian pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, many suspect that the 'Whinny The Plop' children's magazine contains covert criticism of Ciulifer the First, and drones are unable to lift the weight of their accompanying paperwork. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rocilia's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

Rocilia is ranked 273,134^th in the world and 1^st in Chryseon for Largest Black Market, with 90.0 billion Standard Monetary Units.